I Burnt The Pizza

So I decided to cook me a pizza for lunch today. That was my first mistake. I should have just had pasta, it would have been so much less hassle...

Firstly, I forgot to remove the polystyrene tray from underneath the pizza, meaning the moment I slid it onto the shelf, it melted and filled the house with a horrible plastic aroma. I have probably poisoned myself now.

After spending a few minutes scraping off the underside of the plastic coated pizza, I put it back into the oven. An oven that I had accidentally set too high, so when I returned 10 minutes later and opened the door, the kitchen was suddenly engulfed in thick black smoke. Then the smoke alarms went off. I then spent the next 5 minutes opening every window and door in the house in an attempt to clear the air. Finally when I returned to the oven, I was greeted with a black smouldering lump in the middle of the top shelf. I pulled it out, tapped it on the side, it was rock solid.
So I chucked it in the bin and ate a banana.

Dammit

Lulzsec Strike Again

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So internet hacktivists have struck again, this time to the website of UK tabloid The Sun. To begin with, visitors to the website were redirected to a webpage with a hoax story that said Rupert Murdoch had been found dead in his garden. Later they were redirected to the group's twitter page.

I wonder what will happen next, seeing as Lulzsec were meant to have disbanded a few weeks back...

Here it is!

As promised, Rebecca Black's music video for My Moment. Try not to puke.

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Black's Back!

So this happened yesterday, and sure enough, her new song "My Moment" has just been released on Youtube. However, it's not been made public yet, but fret not, as soon as it is I will let you know so you too can be annoyed once more by Rebecca