Damm computer

My computer is so slow. Ive had it since summer 2008, and at the time it was really good. I had it custom built with some of the best components on the market at that time. However, over the last 3 and a half years its got progessively worse. I've cleared it out a few times, done complete factory resets but still it's so slow.

Not to mention the battery has a lifespan of 3 minutes....

I'm gonna buy a new one, as I need something GOOD to work on this website on. Should I go MAC or PC?

Watch the video below, and you may consider what im considering:

Do A Barrel Roll

Go to Google’s homepage. Type in the words “Do a barrel roll.” Click Enter.

(Brief pause while you try it. Then please come back.)

Whatcha think?

Your Windows PC has sent us an error report!

So I've just spent the last 42 minutes trolling the scam pc error company that just rang me up.
Ah the fun I had, I told them I had 8 windows PCs and that ill do eenie meenie to chose one, which I did (windows 98 here we go). Then I said it was "dumping physical memory" and kept them waiting while it did that. Then I said it needed to install updates, that internet explorer 3 was out of date and needed updating, that I couldn't find their remote access site ect. So basically by now I had already wasted nearly 25 minutes of their time.

Then I said id use another computer (my mac....shhh dont tell them yet...) and carried on for the next 20 minutes until I told them I couldn't find the start button.

He hung up on me when I finally said I was on a Mac.

I love doing this to scam companies. They wanna take my money? Well I wanna waste their time!

Lulzsec Strike Again

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So internet hacktivists have struck again, this time to the website of UK tabloid The Sun. To begin with, visitors to the website were redirected to a webpage with a hoax story that said Rupert Murdoch had been found dead in his garden. Later they were redirected to the group's twitter page.

I wonder what will happen next, seeing as Lulzsec were meant to have disbanded a few weeks back...