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Thursday, 21 July 2011

I Burnt The Pizza

So I decided to cook me a pizza for lunch today. That was my first mistake. I should have just had pasta, it would have been so much less hassle...

Firstly, I forgot to remove the polystyrene tray from underneath the pizza, meaning the moment I slid it onto the shelf, it melted and filled the house with a horrible plastic aroma. I have probably poisoned myself now.

After spending a few minutes scraping off the underside of the plastic coated pizza, I put it back into the oven. An oven that I had accidentally set too high, so when I returned 10 minutes later and opened the door, the kitchen was suddenly engulfed in thick black smoke. Then the smoke alarms went off. I then spent the next 5 minutes opening every window and door in the house in an attempt to clear the air. Finally when I returned to the oven, I was greeted with a black smouldering lump in the middle of the top shelf. I pulled it out, tapped it on the side, it was rock solid.
So I chucked it in the bin and ate a banana.

Dammit
Posted by Nero at 14:49
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34 comments:

  1. gimpel21 July 2011 at 14:52

    sounds like a bad day for you?

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  2. azgrowl21 July 2011 at 15:00

    that picture made me laugh xD unlucky dude burnt pizza sucks

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  3. Anonymous21 July 2011 at 15:03

    just 10 minutes? oO

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  4. hommakesgames21 July 2011 at 15:04

    lol that sucks bro

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  5. Numinus21 July 2011 at 15:08

    That sounds horrible.. Good thing that never happened to me.

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  6. my day in a sentence21 July 2011 at 15:20

    You should be banned from the kitchen permanently. :D

    Following and supporting, mate! :)

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  7. Ferdynand Andrzej Magellan-Fritz21 July 2011 at 15:22

    Mushroom pizza! Oh God, I've destroyed my oven once during cooking pizza. Few seconds more and I'll faint due to odour. It's very dangerous in kitchen, watch out! Image made me laugh a bit ;p

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  8. P. Davis21 July 2011 at 15:30

    That will teach you that junk food is not good for you!!

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  9. Mike H21 July 2011 at 15:35

    shit man im sorry to hear that.
    but your post made me want a pizza.

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  10. Avery21 July 2011 at 15:57

    Damn son looks like you shoulda just ordered delivery haha but I like your stories keep it up

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  11. Turambar04721 July 2011 at 16:06

    I admire your perseverance in attempting to scrap off the plastic. A lesser man would have just given up right there.

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  12. confictushome21 July 2011 at 16:20

    way to go with that.

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  13. Mark21 July 2011 at 18:00

    That's clearly a waste of good pizza lol.

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  14. Anonymous21 July 2011 at 19:02

    Epic win. lol

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  15. CoveredInSwag21 July 2011 at 19:05

    Damn, atleast starving kids in Africa don't have to deal with this xD

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  16. GMSoccerPicks21 July 2011 at 19:07

    hahahaha real men cook in the microwave. That sucked

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  17. Inside Journalism21 July 2011 at 19:16

    Haha, sorry to hear that man. Hey, at least banana's are healthier!

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  18. Mekkor21 July 2011 at 20:07

    happend to me a few days ago, too. firefighters and police came to my house because a neighbor called them. :S

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  19. Anonymous21 July 2011 at 20:44

    Haha, you gloriously failed :D. But okay, sometimes it's really complicated to get this pizzas work ;).

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  20. AIS21 July 2011 at 20:50

    at least it saved you some calories :)

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  21. Rlx21 July 2011 at 22:37

    lol,next time just make an omlette..

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  22. Mikey21 July 2011 at 22:54

    My first cooking experience was mistaking salt for sugar, the pancakes i made tasted like salt overdosed with salt mixed with another dosage of salt.

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  23. DIYgaming21 July 2011 at 23:12

    Lol, poor pizza! :(

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  24. LoneIslander21 July 2011 at 23:36

    Funny, I'm getting Pizza right now. Hope it's not fucked up.

    Following.

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  25. Anonymous21 July 2011 at 23:48

    I hate when it does that.

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  26. Ernestas K.22 July 2011 at 00:13

    Oh man, I'm so sorry :D
    It made me kinda hungry, too :/

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  27. ToDecomposeDude22 July 2011 at 00:20

    Wow that pizza looks like an A-bomb explosion lol

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  28. Rob-r22 July 2011 at 00:32

    still looks delicious, brother.

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  29. thomau522 July 2011 at 02:23

    you shouldve taken a picture of the burnt pizza and shown us!

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  30. Al3xaG22 July 2011 at 02:35

    Could have just called like Dominos oO

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  31. Cornbread The Poohbear22 July 2011 at 03:01

    banana is better

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  32. ChazWellington22 July 2011 at 08:08

    pasta would have been way easier to make

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  33. Unknown22 July 2011 at 13:20

    good laugh for the morning. haha. love the picture.

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  34. Admin22 July 2011 at 14:21

    Sounds like quite an ... eventful day! haha

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