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Friday, 16 September 2011

Your Windows PC has sent us an error report!

So I've just spent the last 42 minutes trolling the scam pc error company that just rang me up.
Ah the fun I had, I told them I had 8 windows PCs and that ill do eenie meenie to chose one, which I did (windows 98 here we go). Then I said it was "dumping physical memory" and kept them waiting while it did that. Then I said it needed to install updates, that internet explorer 3 was out of date and needed updating, that I couldn't find their remote access site ect. So basically by now I had already wasted nearly 25 minutes of their time.

Then I said id use another computer (my mac....shhh dont tell them yet...) and carried on for the next 20 minutes until I told them I couldn't find the start button.

He hung up on me when I finally said I was on a Mac.

I love doing this to scam companies. They wanna take my money? Well I wanna waste their time!
Posted by Nero at 14:53
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26 comments:

  1. James16 September 2011 at 17:00

    hahaha!

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  2. Anonymous16 September 2011 at 23:34

    I lol'd

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  3. Radu16 September 2011 at 23:36

    I never send reports. They're useless... Microsoft isn't going to do anything about it, they're too busy creating 2 features for Windows 8 per week :) haha

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  4. Michael Westside16 September 2011 at 23:37

    I don't get it. What kind of company was this and why did then call you in the first place?

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  5. AyJim17 September 2011 at 00:01

    lmao nice one

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  6. auto - pasjonat17 September 2011 at 00:01

    haha nice!

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  7. FinBis17 September 2011 at 00:55

    Brilliant I'd say!

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  8. Damian17 September 2011 at 02:43

    Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah I gotta try this sometime.

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  9. Rhysiebee17 September 2011 at 11:54

    Hahahahaha! This made me laugh!! Quality mate!

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  10. Unknown17 September 2011 at 12:13

    Those errors are so annoying.

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  11. Vril Vedantir17 September 2011 at 13:44

    hahahaha I lolled

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  12. Deniz G18 September 2011 at 00:48

    Evil evil :p sounds fun though

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  13. thomau518 September 2011 at 00:54

    ive never sent a report in my life. guess im always way to lazy

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  14. Atanasko18 September 2011 at 01:03

    niceee!

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  15. DJNOVVY18 September 2011 at 12:18

    Good :)

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  16. Another Dev Guy18 September 2011 at 14:39

    HA HA time for reformat!

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  17. Joana Galhardo18 September 2011 at 19:23

    LOL

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  18. DJNOVVY18 September 2011 at 19:24

    lol :D

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  19. revilo25118 September 2011 at 21:55

    LMFAO!!!! this is brilliant, too true they wast or money and time so lets waste their time back!

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  20. ScrewsAndFeathers18 September 2011 at 21:55

    Haha, you should have recorded this man :).

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  21. GATARIZZLE18 September 2011 at 21:56

    Hahah best way to go with scamming companies.

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  22. Scott18 September 2011 at 21:56

    Haha, that was pretty funny, nicely done!

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  23. my7h1c20 September 2011 at 14:17

    love it I'll have to remember this one

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  24. |sªMª®µ20 September 2011 at 14:25

    a troll was born :P

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  25. Unknown21 September 2011 at 23:08

    You win man, you win xD

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  26. Dan Carter26 September 2011 at 23:19

    some guys did this to my aunty this evenin, except they said they're database had detected corrupt files on her computer, if i was there i'da trolled 'em into oblivion

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