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Friday, 16 September 2011

Your Windows PC has sent us an error report!

So I've just spent the last 42 minutes trolling the scam pc error company that just rang me up.
Ah the fun I had, I told them I had 8 windows PCs and that ill do eenie meenie to chose one, which I did (windows 98 here we go). Then I said it was "dumping physical memory" and kept them waiting while it did that. Then I said it needed to install updates, that internet explorer 3 was out of date and needed updating, that I couldn't find their remote access site ect. So basically by now I had already wasted nearly 25 minutes of their time.

Then I said id use another computer (my mac....shhh dont tell them yet...) and carried on for the next 20 minutes until I told them I couldn't find the start button.

He hung up on me when I finally said I was on a Mac.

I love doing this to scam companies. They wanna take my money? Well I wanna waste their time!

26 comments:

  1. I never send reports. They're useless... Microsoft isn't going to do anything about it, they're too busy creating 2 features for Windows 8 per week :) haha

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  2. I don't get it. What kind of company was this and why did then call you in the first place?

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  3. Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah I gotta try this sometime.

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  4. Hahahahaha! This made me laugh!! Quality mate!

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  5. Those errors are so annoying.

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  6. ive never sent a report in my life. guess im always way to lazy

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  7. LMFAO!!!! this is brilliant, too true they wast or money and time so lets waste their time back!

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  8. Haha, you should have recorded this man :).

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  9. Hahah best way to go with scamming companies.

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  10. Haha, that was pretty funny, nicely done!

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  11. love it I'll have to remember this one

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  12. some guys did this to my aunty this evenin, except they said they're database had detected corrupt files on her computer, if i was there i'da trolled 'em into oblivion

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