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Thursday, 21 July 2011

I Burnt The Pizza

So I decided to cook me a pizza for lunch today. That was my first mistake. I should have just had pasta, it would have been so much less hassle...

Firstly, I forgot to remove the polystyrene tray from underneath the pizza, meaning the moment I slid it onto the shelf, it melted and filled the house with a horrible plastic aroma. I have probably poisoned myself now.

After spending a few minutes scraping off the underside of the plastic coated pizza, I put it back into the oven. An oven that I had accidentally set too high, so when I returned 10 minutes later and opened the door, the kitchen was suddenly engulfed in thick black smoke. Then the smoke alarms went off. I then spent the next 5 minutes opening every window and door in the house in an attempt to clear the air. Finally when I returned to the oven, I was greeted with a black smouldering lump in the middle of the top shelf. I pulled it out, tapped it on the side, it was rock solid.
So I chucked it in the bin and ate a banana.

Dammit

35 comments:

  1. sounds like a bad day for you?

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  2. that picture made me laugh xD unlucky dude burnt pizza sucks

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  3. That sounds horrible.. Good thing that never happened to me.

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  4. You should be banned from the kitchen permanently. :D

    Following and supporting, mate! :)

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  5. Mushroom pizza! Oh God, I've destroyed my oven once during cooking pizza. Few seconds more and I'll faint due to odour. It's very dangerous in kitchen, watch out! Image made me laugh a bit ;p

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  6. That will teach you that junk food is not good for you!!

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  7. shit man im sorry to hear that.
    but your post made me want a pizza.

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  8. Damn son looks like you shoulda just ordered delivery haha but I like your stories keep it up

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  9. I admire your perseverance in attempting to scrap off the plastic. A lesser man would have just given up right there.

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  10. That's clearly a waste of good pizza lol.

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  11. Damn, atleast starving kids in Africa don't have to deal with this xD

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  12. hahahaha real men cook in the microwave. That sucked

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  13. Haha, sorry to hear that man. Hey, at least banana's are healthier!

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  14. happend to me a few days ago, too. firefighters and police came to my house because a neighbor called them. :S

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  15. Haha, you gloriously failed :D. But okay, sometimes it's really complicated to get this pizzas work ;).

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  16. at least it saved you some calories :)

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  17. lol,next time just make an omlette..

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  18. My first cooking experience was mistaking salt for sugar, the pancakes i made tasted like salt overdosed with salt mixed with another dosage of salt.

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  19. Funny, I'm getting Pizza right now. Hope it's not fucked up.

    Following.

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  20. Oh man, I'm so sorry :D
    It made me kinda hungry, too :/

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  21. Wow that pizza looks like an A-bomb explosion lol

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  22. still looks delicious, brother.

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  23. you shouldve taken a picture of the burnt pizza and shown us!

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  24. Could have just called like Dominos oO

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  25. pasta would have been way easier to make

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  26. good laugh for the morning. haha. love the picture.

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  27. Sounds like quite an ... eventful day! haha

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